Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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