Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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