U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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