The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
