yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
