do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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