Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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