Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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