It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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