i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
