...so i touched it.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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