Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Quick, to the slutcave!
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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