Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
did i just pee glitter
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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