She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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