the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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