no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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