I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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