I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize