I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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