i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
as a side note pls kill me
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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