it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.