erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me