Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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