dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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