dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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