why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
