I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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