I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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