It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
honey bunches of taint.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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