Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
