Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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