Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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