I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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