I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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