I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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