The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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