I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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