come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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