It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
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