it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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