oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
