Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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