Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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