I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So many bounce houses so little time
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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