Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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