I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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