i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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