Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The adults are the big ones right?
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