your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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