Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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