Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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