Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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