dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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