whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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