would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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