Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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