It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I touched a dick in church today
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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