Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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