his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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