why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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